Hello human monkey, this is a thought provoking message, brought to you by the insanity that is my twisted and distorted mind. Ethereal truths and concrete slabs, we will bring it all right here, roght now, delivered yesterday on a platter.
Scanalyzer says:
You will find happiness in a cup of hot coco and some nice chocolate-chip cookies. If you don't, you're doing something wronf, because that really is where you'll find happiness according to Scanalyzer.
Scanalyser is never wrong.
NEVER!
How dare you!
You, naughty, dirty, filthy, frolicking human dirt-child!
You looked at my divine profile. MY picture! How dare you!? That is unacceptable! I am now forced to unleash screaming temporal doom upon you!
And I will unleash it, I will! I'm not joking human, I will unleash temporal doom, even screaming temporal doom, upon you... after I have some tea... some tea and one of those lovely biscuits... and right after I've completed work on my time-machine...
but after I've finished doing those things, I will unleash screaming temporal doom on your boney human ass!