People once tried to make Chuck Norris toilet paper. He said no because Chuck Norris takes crap from NOBODY!!!!
Megan Fox makes my balls look like vannilla ice cream.

Ze keek me smerig aan ik vond 'm zelf nog zo subtiel
maar ze kon ze niet waarderen, grappen over Tsjernobyl

Overwhelmed as one would be, placed in my position
Such a heavy burden now to be the one
Born to bear and read to all
The details of our ending

When I'm sad I stop being sad and be awesome instead. True story